Davey Jones' Soap Bar

What do you do with a stinky sailor
What do you do with a stinky sailor
What do you do with a stinky sailor
When they get too stinky
 
Wash 'em on up with Davey's soap bar
Wash 'em on up with Davey's soap bar
Wash 'em on up with Davey's soap bar
Made for you by Timbi
 
Davy Jones keeps many secrets
Treasures unimaginable
Souls uncountable
BUT never his favorite soap
 
A capricious blend of Ylang-ylang, lavender, tangerine, copaiba, blue spice, juniper berry, neroli, and bergamot gives you a peek into the lesser known and much less frightening "Davey Jones Garden." (A band did a song once and said the garden belonged to an octopus. Litigation is still pending). Olive, avocado, coconut, and hemp seed oils with cocoa butter give skin all the hydration of the briny deep without having to worry about sharks, stormy weather, or eldritch horrors hiding in the deep dark waters! So, hoist the main sail, secure the rigging, and grab your washcloth! Time to set sail for smooth skin and adventurous scents!
 
Ingredients: saponified olive, avocado, coconut, & hemp seed oils, cocoa butter, ylang-ylang, lavender, tangerine, copaiba, blue spice, juniper berry, neroli, grapefruit, and bergamot essential oils, dark cocoa powder, and blue and green spirulina powders!
 
Keep out of standing water for a longer lasting bar. Not for use as a flotation device.
 
 
Davey Jones' Soap Bar - Nereid tested, Posiden approved.